I can’t believe how DOPE this video is. Snoop Blog, Skorp, Jihan, me and a bunch of buddies rented rascals for superbowl weekend in Vegas and pimped thos thangs like true macks! This is the video that inspired this very site!
Today Tokyo Drift, Chris Hooley, and I went into the exhibit hall at PubCon to see who was there and to try and sell advertising space on our Rascal Scooters.
After visiting a few booths we were actually picked up and paid cash by Jerri at Yahoo! to advertise MyBlogLog on our Rascal Scooters, no joke! They paid us more then our asking price which was awesome but unfortunately we already lost it at the tables. DOH!
We did pitch Google first but they didn’t have any stickers or cash on them so they missed out! They did give us Google yo-yos though.
Also, Rob over at Best of the Web sponsored the back of Chris’s scooter with a ladies pink BOTW t-shirt. We settled on a non-cash payment for that advertisement but they scored a sweet ad spot!
Thanks to everyone else who gave us free swag also; LinkWorth, Izea, Google, Sure Hits and Right Media.
Last night after the endless amounts of booze and crazy rascal scooter shenanigans, Chris “Mother F***ing” Hooley Bailed attempting to take his Rascal scooter up the escalator.
You’ve made the first commitment to the SEO Rascals crew by joining the FaceBook group. Now you must officially be jumped in by following the instructions below.
Getting a Rascal Scooter is extremely simple and cheap. Don’t be scuurred, just follow below.
How to get a Rascal Scooter from your Hotel
Tuesday Morning (12/4/2007). Before leaving your hotel for the conference walk down to the bell hop desk and ask them for a “Mother F***ing Rascal Scooter”. Not just a Rascal scooter but a “Mother F***ing Rascal Scooter!” must be said. Trust me, this is proper Las Vegas dialect. (For those foreigners who don’t know what a rascal scooter is CLICK HERE.)
Arrive at the conference with your Rascal scooter and your hang over. Meet up with the rest of the crew at 9:30am in the front of the conference center.
Keep your Rascal scooter for the week and use it to get around Vegas. Perfecting tricks and launching off jumps is essential while rydin dirty with the crew!
A Rascal Scooter party will be disclosed on Tuesday in person and on this bloggy blog. YOU MUST Have a rascal to get into this amazingly awesome radical party of the century… or be a good dancer!
And remember, friends don’t let other friends ride their rascal sober ;)
This is it folks. SEO Rascals has been bornded. If you wanna roll in styleeze at PUBCON 2007, you gotta get down with the crew. We’ll be addin’ instructions and a detailed plan fo yo azz so ya knows what ta do when ya gits down wit da crew. Much love to Snoop Bloggy Blog (AKA Tre Wheel), 1 Krazy Korean (AKA Tokyo Dryft) and of course me, Dr. Drinkbait (AKA Trik Rydah). Link up on the MySpace and Facebook and keep checkin this blog errryday from now until December 8. It’s gonne be MADNESSS!!!!!!
