SEO Rascals!!!

Last night after the endless amounts of booze and crazy rascal scooter shenanigans, Chris “Mother F***ing” Hooley Bailed attempting to take his Rascal scooter up the escalator.

Vaaaaaaan DAMN!

You’ve made the first commitment to the SEO Rascals crew by joining the FaceBook group. Now you must officially be jumped in by following the instructions below.

Getting a Rascal Scooter is extremely simple and cheap. Don’t be scuurred, just follow below.

How to get a Rascal Scooter from your Hotel

1. Tuesday Morning (12/4/2007). Before leaving your hotel for the conference walk down to the bell hop desk and ask them for a “Mother F***ing Rascal Scooter”. Not just a Rascal scooter but a “Mother F***ing Rascal Scooter!” must be said. Trust me, this is proper Las Vegas dialect. (For those foreigners who don’t know what a rascal scooter is CLICK HERE.)
2. Arrive at the conference with your Rascal scooter and your hang over. Meet up with the rest of the crew at 9:30am in the front of the conference center.
3. Keep your Rascal scooter for the week and use it to get around Vegas. Perfecting tricks and launching off jumps is essential while rydin dirty with the crew!

A Rascal Scooter party will be disclosed on Tuesday in person and on this bloggy blog. YOU MUST Have a rascal to get into this amazingly awesome radical party of the century… or be a good dancer!

And remember, friends don’t let other friends ride their rascal sober ;)

See ya there!