December 20, 2007

The ORIGINAL Rydin’ Dirty Video!

> Pics and Vids — Jon @ 2:06 pm

I can’t believe how DOPE this video is. Snoop Blog, Skorp, Jihan, me and a bunch of buddies rented rascals for superbowl weekend in Vegas and pimped thos thangs like true macks! This is the video that inspired this very site!

CHECK OUT THE ORIGINAL POST: Riding Dirty!

Pimp out that YouTube and get some viral action going! Ridin’ Dirty Video!

Skorp’s blog post about RYDIN’ DIRTY!

Link to Snoop’s post and get that thing out therrrrr!!! <a href=”http://www.snoopbloggyblog.com/?p=7″>Riding Dirty Video</a>

w0rd!!

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December 4, 2007

PubCon 2007: Chris Hooley BAILS!

> Conference Craziness — Jon @ 5:47 pm

Last night after the endless amounts of booze and crazy rascal scooter shenanigans, Chris “Mother F***ing” Hooley Bailed attempting to take his Rascal scooter up the escalator.

Vaaaaaaan DAMN!

 

Chris Hooley Bail

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December 3, 2007

How to Join The Crew!

> Conference Craziness — Jon @ 12:58 pm

You’ve made the first commitment to the SEO Rascals crew by joining the FaceBook group. Now you must officially be jumped in by following the instructions below.

Getting a Rascal Scooter is extremely simple and cheap. Don’t be scuurred, just follow below.

How to get a Rascal Scooter from your Hotel

  1. Tuesday Morning (12/4/2007). Before leaving your hotel for the conference walk down to the bell hop desk and ask them for a “Mother F***ing Rascal Scooter”. Not just a Rascal scooter but a “Mother F***ing Rascal Scooter!” must be said. Trust me, this is proper Las Vegas dialect. (For those foreigners who don’t know what a rascal scooter is CLICK HERE.)
  2. Arrive at the conference with your Rascal scooter and your hang over. Meet up with the rest of the crew at 9:30am in the front of the conference center.
  3. Keep your Rascal scooter for the week and use it to get around Vegas. Perfecting tricks and launching off jumps is essential while rydin dirty with the crew!

A Rascal Scooter party will be disclosed on Tuesday in person and on this bloggy blog. YOU MUST Have a rascal to get into this amazingly awesome radical party of the century… or be a good dancer!

And remember, friends don’t let other friends ride their rascal sober ;)

See ya there!

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